Breaking News: Ghislaine Maxwell Still Hasn’t Killed Herself

Breaking News: Ghislaine Maxwell has not been suicided yet.

The Federal Bureau of Prisons are naturally taking precautions after they allowed Maxwell’s boyfriend Jeffery Epstein to commit “suicide.”

In his little black book, Epstein had many names of many important people who flew to and from his island and any one of them have the resources to “suicide” him *cough* Hillary Clinton.

Seriously though, after Epstein died many people thought justice would never be served. Now that they caught Maxwell they now have a second chance. They better not blow it. (Unlike what happened to Prince Andrew on that island.)

Maxwell has dirt on a lot of prominent people. The Feds need to make sure that she stays alive until they get the information about the scumbags who flew to Epstein’s island.

Unfortunately, odds are Maxwell will commit “suicide” while in prison. After all, her prison guard is named Wilhelm Clintoni.