Breaking News: Joe Kelly Suspended for Eight Games, Dave Roberts Suspended for One Game

Los Angeles Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly has been suspended eight games. In announcing it, MLB referred to Kelly's past history with intentional throwing, the fastball that buzzed Alex Bregman and his taunting of Carlos Correa.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 29, 2020

Looks like Rob Manfred is still a little bitch.

How in the hell do you give Joe Kelly a harsher punishment than you give to any of the Trashstros players? These are the same guys who just so happened to LITERALLY STEAL A WORLD SERIES TITLE!

I mean how backward can Rob Manfred be? That guy couldn’t handle a two car funeral procession, let alone one of the big four sports leagues in America.

Keep in mind, an 8-game suspension in a 60-game season is the equivalent of a 21.6-game suspension in a 162-game season. And Joe Kelly didn't even hit anybody, nor did he cheat to win a World Series. https://t.co/kVO7BYw4jn

— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) July 29, 2020

Look at this! This is an absolute joke!

Keep in mind, if Rob Manfred would’ve done his job and punished the Trashstros in the first place, then Joe Kelly wouldn’t have had to dish out some frontier justice.

The 2017-19 Astros scandal was on the same level as the 1919 Black Sox scandal, and Rob Manfred did nothing about it. Then he goes on to punish the victims of the crime instead of the perpetrators.

What a clown.

It’s really hard to be a worse commissioner than Bud Selig, but congratulations Rob, you’ve done it!

Look at this guy! What a cuck.

Free Dave Roberts, Free Joe Kelly, and FIRE ROB MANFRED!