Tonight, the trash can bangin’, buzzer wearin’, lyin’, cheatin’ Houston Trashstros take on the LA Dodgers. This is their first matchup since the bombshell report came out about the Asterisks over the offseason.
Now, I don’t think anything will happen, but just because I don’t think anything will happen, doesn’t mean I don’t want anything to happen. I know that millions of Dodger fans (including me) would love for there to be some kind of revenge for what happened in 2017.
Hopefully Walker Buehler decides to be a bad boy like Ferris and drills George Springer in the ribs on the first pitch of the game.
Or somebody goes in spikes up when they slide into second base just to give Carlos Correa a little taste of his own medicine.
Or maybe somebody can “buzz” the tower on Jose Altuve.
I don’t know if anything will happen, but one thing I do know is every baseball fan in America is a Dodger fan tonight.