Baseball is Officially Back!

Everyone stay calm, this is not a drill. Baseball is back!

I’m so ready to sit down and watch Clayton Kershaw on the bump on Opening Day and see the Dodgers new toy Mookie Betts roam right field.

It’s going to be such a wild season with the 60 game schedule, the Universal DH, and the Astros playing the Dodgers this year. Every game is going to have a playoff type atmosphere and I’m super excited to see the intensity of these games.

I’m pumped baseball is back and it’s going to add to the jam packed sports calendar from July to February.

PLAY BALL!!

No Noose is Good News

For a few days I have held off on writing about the Bubba Wallace noose incident at Talladega because I wanted to wait until we got all of the facts. If you haven’t heard, it was reported that a noose was found in the garage stall of Bubba Wallace’s racecar.

When I first heard about this I was disturbed by it, like any normal person would be. I hoped that whoever did that despicable act would be caught, banned from NASCAR for life, and prosecuted. I also thought it was great how the NASCAR community rallied around Wallace and supported him.

There was also another part of me that felt a little bit of skepticism. After all, there have been plenty of hoaxes over the past several years ranging from Jussie Smollett to the Duke Lacrosse Team to the poop swastika’s at the University of Missouri, and others. For that reason, I felt it was best to hold off on a blog until now.

Today the facts finally came to the surface:

There were three possible ways that this could’ve ended. It was either going to be some racist person put it there, it was a misunderstanding by the team, or it was put there by someone on the team to make it look like a hate crime.

Now, it is good news that it looks like option two is what happened, but it has made Bubba Wallace, NASCAR, and the sports media look really bad.

Now I have to say that Bubba Wallace wasn’t the one who found the noose, he had already left the track before one of his crew members found it, but the fact that his team couldn’t tell that it was a garage door pulldown rope is just inexcusable. I’m not saying that Wallace pulled a Jussie Smollet, I mean, he didn’t walk into Talladega wearing a noose while holding a Subway sandwich saying he got attacked by two guys in MAGA hats, but the fact that he went on Don Lemon’s show last night and doubled down on his claim is not a good look.

I felt bad for Bubba Wallace at the beginning of this ordeal and even after it came out that it was probably a misunderstanding. I’m a big NASCAR fan and I’ve always liked Bubba Wallace and I think he’s a good guy, but any sympathy I had for him is waning. I wish he would’ve come out and said that he’s glad a hate crime was not committed against him, and he’s happy that NASCAR had his back. Instead he is sticking with his story when it has already been disproved by the FBI and NASCAR, and there are pictures to prove that the rope in question has been in that garage stall since last fall.

NASCAR looks bad because it looks like they jumped the gun and rushed to a conclusion. It’s an embarrassment. When asked by media members if there was anything NASCAR would change about how they handled this situation, NASCAR executive Vice President Steve O’Donnell said that they would do the same thing over again. First of all, if you would do the same thing over again, then you should be fired. I’m not criticizing their decision to support Wallace, that was absolutely the right call, but if you really thought that a garage pull down was a noose, then you need your eyes checked. Secondly, the fact that NASCAR leaked this to the media before they had any evidence that something threatening occurred is irresponsible and it’s a disgrace. It seemed like a ready, fire, aim response instead of a ready, aim, fire response. They made an unnecessary spectacle out of something that didn’t have to be turned into a spectacle.

The media looks really bad because they have fallen for these stories so many times. They wanted this story to be true so bad so they can push their favored narrative, but it makes them suck at their job. They have fallen for everything from Jussie Smollett, to the Covington Catholic kids, to hands up don’t shoot, and so many other fake stories because it fits their narrative. It’s all to help their own agenda. It’s so they can virtue signal and pat themselves on the back for their wokeness, and they can show how much better they think they are than everyone else. Journalists (and I use that term loosely) like Jemele Hill and others are activists. They don’t care about journalism, they care about themselves.

Hopefully this will be a wake up call for everyone in this country. In this day in age, nothing you see is real. You have to wait until all the facts come out because you can’t trust the media. They have bad intentions. The media will show a video of bullets flying and say it’s a battle in the middle east when it was really footage from a gun range in Kentucky. (Yes this really happened. Search ABC News Kentucky Gun Range.) Be weary. Verify these stories for yourself because you don’t know what’s real news and what’s fake news anymore.

As for Bubba Wallace, he’s painted himself into a corner. I can understand that he is on edge because he’s the only black NASCAR driver, and he led the charge to get rid of the Confederate Flag at NASCAR races (which I agree with), but he still didn’t have to keep this stance about the noose. Instead he’s stuck to his stance and unfortunately it could lead to some unintended consequences for him and others. Maybe more will come out about this incident over the course of the next several days, but for right now, no noose is good news.

Happy Birthday to Audie Murphy, An American Legend

Audie Murphy is a good example of the American dream. His story is one that Americans love and admire. The story of the underdog whose journey starts rough, but ends up successful in the end.

Murphy was born to a poor sharecropping family in Texas on June 20, 1925 as the seventh of twelve children. He grew up rough. His father was in and out of his life and eventually abandoned the family. He had to drop out of school in the fifth grade to pick cotton for a dollar a day.

After his mother died in 1941 he repaired radio’s to make money. Then the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor and he wanted to join the military. He was rejected because of his age and he was very small. He was very short and he was severely underweight. Eventually his sister was able to falsify an affidavit claiming he was a year older than he really was, and he joined the Army in June of 1942.

In battle, Murphy was an absolute warrior. He fought in Sicily where he earned a Bronze Star for killing the crew on a German tank, then he snuck out and blew up the tank with rifle grenades. Murphy was then moved to the European Theater.

While in the European Theater, Murphy saw a lot of battle. He earned another Bronze Star, two Silver Stars, a Distinguished Service Cross, and three Purple Hearts.

His most famous exploit was on January 26, 1945 when he single-handedly stopped a German attack. He was leading a company of men in France when six German tanks and several hundred German soldiers attacked them. He ordered his men to fall back into the woods while he called in artillery to slow the German advance. German fire set an American tank destroyer on fire near Murphy’s position, but Murphy got on the tank anyway and he started firing the 50 caliber machine gun that was attached to it. He stayed atop that tank for more than an hour firing that 50 caliber machine gun. Oh by the way, he did this while knowing the tank could blow up any minute, and he had hundreds of German soldiers advancing on his position. He killed or wounded over 50 German soldiers while on the abandoned tank and only left his position after the machine gun ran out of ammunition. He was also wounded in the leg during the attack. Eventually he fell back and joined his men in the woods where he organized a counterattack against the Germans that resulted in over 50 dead or wounded German soldiers. For his actions, Murphy was awarded the Medal of Honor. Murphy was the most decorated soldier in World War II.

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Audie Murphy in 1945

After the war, Murphy received a warm welcome home with many events held in his honor. Actor James Cagney suggested he go into Hollywood, and he did. Murphy appeared in several films in the late 1940s. Murphy’s Hollywood career really took off when he starred in The Red Badge of Courage in 1951. In 1955 he starred in To Hell and Back which was based off of his autobiography. He was at first reluctant to play himself in the movie, but he was eventually convinced to take the lead role. To Hell and Back was a huge success and it was the biggest hit in Universal Studios history. Overall, Murphy was in 40 feature films in his career that went until 1969.

On May 28, 1971, Murphy and four others were killed in a plane crash 20 miles west of Roanoke, Virginia due to poor weather conditions. He is buried at Arlington National Cemetery.

Audie Murphy’s legacy is one of Hollywood stardom as well as heroism and bravery. He should not only be remembered for his great movie career, but for his actions in battle as well. So Happy Birthday to Audie Murphy, an American badass.

Snitches Get Stitches

I missed this story from a few days ago, but this is a very tough scene for D’angelo Russell since the Timberwolves weren’t invited to Orlando. You know he’d be snitching on anyone and everyone. I mean just ask Swaggy P.

The bubble is going to be wild. I can imagine LeBron calling to say that Kawhi and Giannis left the bubble and Chris Paul snitching on James Harden for sneaking out to go to an Orlando strip club. (Side note: that is a legit possibility with Harden.)

Seriously though, I can’t wait for the 30 for 30 in ten years that describes all the shenanigans that went on in the bubble, but knowing the NBA, the stories will be leaked all throughout the playoffs.

T-minus 41 days until the drama begins!

Baseball is Back! (Maybe)

We have been on a WILD roller coaster ride today.

It all started when Rob Manfred pulled off some secret spy shit when he snuck out of New York without anyone noticing to go meet with the President of the Players Union, Tony Clark, in Arizona to reach a deal to give us baseball.

A little while later Jon Heyman threw another haymaker when he tweeted that a deal between Manfred and the Players Union was close.

Naturally this tweet sent Social Media into a frenzy with everybody and their mother excited about the possibility of actually getting to watch baseball this year.

Then, literally every other baseball writer said that a deal was not close.

Social media then directed their anger at Jon Heyman, but luckily for him the proposal from Major League Baseball was leaked to the media and it took the heat off.

Lastly, Rob Manfred released a positive statement about the possible return to play.

After all that, where does that leave us? Who the hell knows?! I think that it is likely that a deal is reached now, but I also thought a deal was close last week and it got blown up. So lets hope that a deal gets done, but I won’t believe that baseball is back until I see Mookie Betts in right field for the Dodgers on Opening Day.

Update:

Whatever Nightengale says, the opposite happens. We are so screwed.

Fire Rob Manfred

This has been one of the most colossal screw ups of all time. This Bud Selig wannabe is single handedly ruining baseball. From juicing the baseballs to un-juicing the baseballs, to allowing two teams that cheated to win the World Series keep their World Series titles with relatively no consequences, to this absolute failure, Manfred is giving the sport a black eye. He should be fired.

He has allowed the owners and players to get into a pissing contest over the negotiations to restart the season. Meanwhile, over 40 Million Americans are unemployed because of the Coronavirus, and they can’t take their mind off their troubles for three hours because Millionaires and Billionaires can’t stop being a bunch of greedy assholes.

The MLB has had a golden opportunity to regain some of their fanbase and grow the game while no other major sports were able to resume play. Instead Manfred has taken the owners side on this issue and he’s pitted the owners and players against each other, and the fans are caught in the middle.

If there is no baseball this season, it’s going to make the fan exodus after the 1994 strike look like a drop in the bucket compared to what’s coming. Baseball is called America’s Pastime, but it’s not even the most popular sport in the country anymore. Baseball’s popularity has taken a nosedive for years now and this work stoppage could be the final nail in the coffin.

The players are understandably angry about this and they have released several statements today.

First of all, Trevor Bauer is my spirit animal and I can’t wait until he’s a Dodger. Secondly, the players are absolutely right to be angry. They just want to play the game they love.

The main thing I can’t stand about this whole thing is the elitist attitude from Manfred and the owners. They obviously don’t care about their fanbase and employees. They’d rather be petty and send the same offer three times in a row instead of wanting to bring entertainment to a hurting country. The only thing they care about is their bottom dollar.

There is a great quote from Hall of Fame Pitcher Bob Lemon where he said “Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.” This quote has never been more true than today. The kids just want to watch their heroes play baseball and the “grown ups” keep screwing it up. Hopefully the “grown ups” can figure it out before it’s too late.

Another Day, Another Victim of Cancel Culture

Oklahoma State Head Football Coach Mike Gundy has come under fire today after a picture of him wearing an OAN (One America News) t-shirt on a fishing trip came to light. Yes, really.

If you don’t know, One America News is a right-wing television network that President Trump has praised for their coverage of him and his administration.

Without missing a beat, the woke sports media and players on Gundy’s own team came out to attack him.

One of Gundy’s players, Chuba Hubbard, the reigning Big 12 Offensive Player of the Year, even went as far to say that he “won’t be doing anything for Oklahoma State” because of Gundy’s t-shirt.

Another Oklahoma State player Amen Ogbongbemiga agreed with Hubbard.

And the resident village idiot and notorious dumbass Mike Florio also weighed in.

This is just one of many examples of the woke sports media piling on Mike Gundy for wearing a freaking t-shirt.

I’m sure that if Mike Gundy wore a CNN or MSNBC shirt nobody would have a problem with it. If he did that he’d get his ass kissed by the media for the foreseeable future, and I’m positive that Chuba Hubbard wouldn’t be threatening to boycott the Oklahoma State football program. Gundy would get a couple of nice profiles written about him, and the media would talk about how brave he is for wearing a shirt that 99% of them agree with ideologically. Instead he gets dog-piled on by them and his players because heaven forbid he has different political views and likes different news networks than Mike Florio, Peter King, and Chuba Hubbard.

I can understand the media being outraged because they thrive on outrage, that’s how they get their clicks, but Hubbard? Come on. If you and other Oklahoma State Cowboys are so soft and so offended by a t-shirt, then how are you going to handle Oklahoma or Texas this season? Probably not very well.

In the last week we have canceled Drew Brees, Winston Churchill, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Gone with the Wind, Elmer Fudd, and fucking Paw Patrol. Now we can add Mike Gundy to Cancel Culture’s body count.

I’m sure we’ll get a half-assed apology and Mike Gundy will promise to do better, and for the next week Gundy will get pummeled until the woke mob goes after a new target.

Or maybe we won’t. Mike Gundy is a different breed and he seems like the type of guy who doesn’t take shit from anybody. Only time will tell.

P.S. I have to throw in this video of Mike Gundy because it’s one of the greatest videos of all time.

Kyrie Irving is Back on His Bullshit

Ladies and Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that Kyrie Irving is back on his bullshit. It was reported earlier today that the Nets star point guard was unhappy with the NBA’s plan to restart the season in Orlando, and tonight he held a Zoom conference call with over 200 players to express their concerns with playing in the Orlando Bubble and the nationwide protests going on throughout the country.

First of all, this seems like it came out of left field. According to Adrian Wojnarowski of ESPN, Kyrie had no major issues with the Orlando plan when he was on Zoom calls with the NBA last week.

This seems like the politically correct way of saying that he did not bring any of this shit up last week. In fact the extent of his questions was about what kinds of food and drinks the players would get while in Orlando. Seriously.

Things got even more interesting during tonight’s conference call:

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I’m not sure how the NBA wanting to save some portion of their revenue equals systematic racism, but maybe Mr. Flat Earth can enlighten me.

Now we can probably just chalk this up to Kyrie being Kyrie, but there could be some serious ramifications if he’s able to get the NBA to scrap the rest of the season. The main one is the owners could decide to rip up the CBA because the players are in a breech of contract, and all the work that Chris Paul and the rest of the Players Association have done to get the players max and supermax deals are gone forever Jeffrey Epstein style.

I think the real reason Kyrie doesn’t want to go to Orlando is he’s afraid that Orlando is too close to the edge of the earth and he’ll fall off. I mean if there’s one player who should shut up and dribble, it’s Kyrie.

But seriously, the NBA has already said that players who don’t want to come to Orlando don’t have to come, and Kyrie isn’t even going to play because he’s hurt. Maybe he actually is worried about Corona and the issue of racism or maybe he just wants the attention. Who knows?

One thing we know for sure is if Kyrie costs LeBron a ring, he might need to watch his back.

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Judgement Day is Coming (Maybe)

This is the best news I’ve heard in a really long time. If you’re keeping score, so far this year we have lived through an almost World War III, Australia on fire, the death of Kobe, Impeachment, the death of Kim Jong-Un, the return of Kim Jong-Un, Coronavirus, UFO’s, Murder Hornets, protests, riots, looting, and Paw Patrol getting canceled.

If this turns out to be true, I just want to thank God for putting us out of our misery that is 2020.